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Say it Ain’t So, Wes Welker

New England Patriots wide receiver and popular fan favorite Wes Welker had his picture taken while at the Thunder-Boston game.  SCANDAL.

If I apply Occam’s Razor to such a visual catastrophe, the answer becomes obvious.

Wes Welker is clearly a double agent who is trying to convoy secret information about the Patriots to the Thunder, who planned on relaying that undermining information to Jacob Lacey, Oklahoma State alum and current Indianapolis Colts defensive back, to use against the Patriots on Sunday.  But the joke is on Welker, because his insidious effort was undone by ManningFace.

I’m onto you, Wes Welker.

In the alternative, less likely scenario, it could be because Welker was born in Oklahoma City.

h/t KSK guys


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